нет, я не жизнерадостный, это у меня уже истерика…
из этой серии с деццтва любимое:
an englishman and american were walking and chatting when the rain started pouring. they both got wet completely and both wanted to smoke. the englishman took a sigaret but it was wet. then an american gave him a completely dry one. -But HOW!? We are both soaking wet! -Well I always put them int a condom to preserve them dry. -WOW! I'll do it when I get back to England, - thought the englishman. a week later in a shop. - Which one do you need, for man or for woman? - No, for my "Camel". - WOW! King size!
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26.05.2011 в 21:26Ржал, как укушенный.
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26.05.2011 в 21:37я подавилась чаем, чуть не захлебнулась и все равно ржать перестать не могла.
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26.05.2011 в 22:54an englishman and american were walking and chatting when the rain started pouring. they both got wet completely and both wanted to smoke. the englishman took a sigaret but it was wet. then an american gave him a completely dry one.
-But HOW!? We are both soaking wet!
-Well I always put them int a condom to preserve them dry.
-WOW! I'll do it when I get back to England, - thought the englishman.
a week later in a shop.
- Which one do you need, for man or for woman?
- No, for my "Camel".
- WOW! King size!
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26.05.2011 в 23:14